The only rule that matters. The rest is optional.
Mystery stain on the ceiling? Leave it.
Fridge smells like war crimes? Leave it.
Sink full of science experiments? Leave it, bro.
Tomorrow's guy walks in, sniffs the air, and just nods like:
"Ah yes... the cycle continues."
Timeless excuses from absolute animals:
- • "I'll do it tomorrow... said every man since fire was invented"
- • "Cleaning this would ruin the artistic vibe I've cultivated"
- • "It's not trash, it's a time capsule for future archaeologists"
- • "If I fix it now, what will tomorrow's guy even do with his life?"
- • "My therapist says boundaries include not touching other people's problems"
Fake quotes from real heroes who dipped:
"I looked at the overflowing trash and thought: 'This is someone else's character arc now.'" – Chad Thunderthighs, 2 minutes before vanishing
"The dishes aren't dirty... they're marinating for the next king." – Anonymous Discord mod who got banned anyway
"Leaving this biohazard is my love language to humanity." – Girl who ghosted the group project and the planet
